Ìîñêâà. Âûõîä ñ ýñêàëàòîðà ñòàíöèè Àðáàòñêàÿ. Ïîäõîäèò èíîñòðàíåö: – Èçâèíèòå, ýòî ñòàíöèÿ ...

Ìîñêâà. Âûõîä ñ ýñêàëàòîðà ñòàíöèè Àðáàòñêàÿ. Ïîäõîäèò èíîñòðàíåö:
– Èçâèíèòå, ýòî ñòàíöèÿ Àðáàòñêàÿ? (Excuse me, is it Arbatskaya station?)
– Êîòîðàÿ èç íèõ? (Which one of them?)
– ×òî âû èìååòå â âèäó? (What do you mean?)
– Åñòü äâå ñòàíöèè ñ îäíèì íàçâàíèåì íà ðàçíûõ âåòêàõ. (There are two stations with the same name on different lines.)
– Áëèí. (Fuck.)
×åãî-òî òûêàåò â òåëåôîíå.
– Ñèíÿÿ âåòêà! (The blue line!)
– Îíè îáå «ñèíèå», îäíà ñèíÿÿ, îäíà ãîëóáàÿ {ñâåòëî-ñèíÿÿ}. (They are both on blue lines, one is pure blue, another is light blue.)
– ×òî?! Âû èçäåâàåòåñü?! Ó âàñ äâå äîëáàííûõ ñòàíöèè ñ äâóìÿ îäèíàêîâûìè íàçâàíèÿìè íà äâóõ, ÷åðò ïîäåðè, ñèíèõ âåòêàõ?! (What?! Are you kidding?! You have two fucking stations with two similar names on two goddamn blue lines?!)
– Ôàêòè÷åñêè äà. (In fact yes.)
– Íî êàê èõ ðàçëè÷àòü?! (How one should get the difference?!)
– Âû äîëæíû ÷óâñòâîâàòü èõ. (You should feel it.)

ß åìó, ðàçóìååòñÿ, ïîìîã. Â êîíöå îí îòðåçàë:
– Ýòî áåçóìñòâî. Îáàìà íèêîãäà íå ïîáåäèò. (It's all insane. Obama will never win.)